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player

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 11:05 am    Post subject:

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i truthfully, honestly, am 26 years old you noob
 
falcon50driver

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:21 pm    Post subject:

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It is now 2011, you should be claiming to be 27.
 
mjaber

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 5:11 pm    Post subject:

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merlin2driver wrote:
It is now 2011, you should be claiming to be 27.


No, he's Benjamin Button... he's now 25.
 
falcon50driver

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 10:25 pm    Post subject:

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If I'm a noob, so are you, I am rubber, you are glue. anything you say bounces off me and sticks to you. nya nya nyanna nya nya..... Or something spelled similar to that. Come on tell another joke surely you have some more.
 
player

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:42 pm    Post subject:

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i turn 27 on febuary 18
 
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:44 pm    Post subject:

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i turn 27 on febuary 18
DougE

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 30, 2011 4:49 pm    Post subject:

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player wrote:
i turn 27 on febuary 18


Maybe 2026.
 
player

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:43 pm    Post subject:

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febuary 18, 2011 is when i turn 27 you dingdong head
DougE

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 7:39 am    Post subject:

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player wrote:
febuary 18, 2011 is when i turn 27 you dingdong head


Well, that proves it. I guess "dingdong head" is normal adult vocabulary. Rolling Eyes Oh, and by the way, there are two "r"s in February. 27 years of celebrating your February birthday and you still don't know that?

Happy birthday. Hope it's a fun one. Don't drink too much.
Bryan K

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 8:55 am    Post subject:

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It's pretty obvious, isn't it? I mean... you have Janruary, Octobrer, Novembrer, Septembrer, and Decembrer. Febuary without the second R just doesn't make sense.
 
falcon50driver

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:31 am    Post subject:

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I guess if you call it "Feb You Wary" instead of "Feb Ru Ary" then it doesn't make sense.
 
player

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2011 4:22 pm    Post subject:

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i don`t drink
ebkruger

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:29 am    Post subject:

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Exhibit A derived from equipment used in his last round of golf: "Drivers: Walter Hagen Junior"

Exhibit B derived from Google: Walter Hagen Junior Driver
# Series I: Ages 2-5 (45 inches and under)
# Series II: Ages 5-9 (46 inches to 52 inches)
# Series III: Ages 9-13 (53 inches and over)

Happy 27th birthday Tiny. I'll send you some of those big tees to get you into the Series II league.
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