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Kurt the Knife

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 11:47 am    Post subject: new golf shot name

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Wifey n I were watching Haas in the playoff holes when he hit a shot from a bunker into the water.
Inspired me to create a new name for that type of shot.

From a bunker into the water:
A "bin Laden".
 
mjaber

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 1:38 pm    Post subject:

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Well played, sir. I almost spit out my coffee when I read that. Laughing
 
falcon50driver

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 06, 2011 10:20 pm    Post subject:

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If you have trouble driving over water, would that be a Ted Kennedy?
LAGolfer7070
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:26 pm    Post subject:

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Laughing Nice one... keep em coming!
Kurt the Knife

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:10 pm    Post subject:

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merliiiiiiiinn....niiiiiice
Kurt the Knife

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:25 am    Post subject:

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Was watching an old "Haney Project" with Charles Barkley and saw a clip where Charles knocked the head off his driver at a Pro-Am.

Inspired a new golf shot name:

Driver's head comes off....


wait for iiiiit...


"Jane Mansfield"


whaaaaaat...? too soon?
birdieXris

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:19 pm    Post subject:

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Kurt the Knife wrote:

whaaaaaat...? too soon?


Nope, inaccurate. A rare miss by the knife. I know you've got another one tough.
Kurt the Knife

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:34 pm    Post subject:

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birdieXris

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:14 am    Post subject:

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no, i meant about Jayne's COD
Kurt the Knife

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:30 am    Post subject:

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yeah, i was sticking to the myths
birdieXris

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 10:04 am    Post subject:

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Kurt the Knife wrote:
yeah, i was sticking to the myths


Ok, points awarded then. and no, not too soon for me.


Keeping with that then, would that make a shot that everyone saw land safely but you couldn't find when you got up there a "sasquatch"
 
mjaber

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:11 pm    Post subject:

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Kurt the Knife wrote:
Was watching an old "Haney Project" with Charles Barkley and saw a clip where Charles knocked the head off his driver at a Pro-Am.

Inspired a new golf shot name:

Driver's head comes off....


wait for iiiiit...


"Jane Mansfield"


whaaaaaat...? too soon?


You could have called it the "Ted Williams", couldn't you?
Kurt the Knife

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:26 pm    Post subject:

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birdieXris wrote:

a "sasquatch"


U could say that about my game.

Folks just can't believe it.
jfurr

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 11, 2011 8:43 pm    Post subject:

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when a tee shot hooks or slices deep into the woods:

that's a "Marlin Perkins" (Wild Kingdom)

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