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guzzlingil

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:06 pm    Post subject: decent joke....

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*A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly
dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars
for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you
this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?"
the
man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20
years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going
to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for
doing that?

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man
looks like after he has given up drinking and golf."*
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