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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 9:16 am    Post subject: Job Applicant

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A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as head golf pro at a prestigious Country Club. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, the Golf Pro has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry....we can't hire you."
"But wait," he said. "When I take two aspirin, I stop winking!"
"Really? Great! Show me!"
So the golfer reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.
"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable Country Club, and we will not have our employees womanizing all the female golfers!"
"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"
"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 10:46 am    Post subject:

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Ahh ... the good old days when condoms were stored behind the counter and we had to ask the pharmacist for them. Wink

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