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guzzlingil
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:01 am    Post subject: During My Physical

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During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way: Well, Yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and took four 'leaks' behind big trees." Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!"
'No,' I replied, “I'm, just a very shitty golfer." ****
 
rubinsc
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:58 am    Post subject:

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i like it!
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joe jones
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:16 pm    Post subject: Yearly Eye Exam

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For insurance purposes I have a yearly eye exam to check for any damage caused by diabetes. My very attractive female Doctor has done this every year for 7 years. After concluding that I had survived another year with no problems ,she asked if I can still see distances. I replied that I can still see a golf ball 300 yards down the fairway..(Pause).. I just can't hit a ball that far. Both she and her husband are golfers and she laughed and said he would like the story as well.
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