One day God the Father, Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit decide to take a day off and play a round of golf. After arguing for a while as to who tees off first, God the Father says, "Since I'm the main man, I go first." "Fine, knock yourself out," the others agree.

So, God tee's the ball up, does his Ed Norton imitation, and hits the ball. It goes straight up in the air and lands on a duck's back. The duck rolls the ball back and forth between his wings, all the time circling above a big tree. He then drops the ball off in the top of the tree. The ball rolls gently from one branch to the next all the way down the trunk and into a pond.

Out of the pond walks a little turtle with a frog on his back and God's ball balancing on the frog's nose. The turtle walks through a green side bunker, across the green, and stops in front of the pin. The frog then jumps up in the air, the ball hits the top of the pin, and corkscrews down into the hole.

Jesus turns to God and says, "You gonna fuck around, or are you gonna play golf?"

i don`t get it

He's GOD! He can do anything so he does all these ridiculous things when he hit the ball, when so many golfers barely hit a fairway. JC just says, for all intents and purposes, "C'mon, play the game right."

Get it now. Maybe you had to be there.

I think this qualifies as "shock humor". As the joke is being told, we kind of expect God to do something amazing. And then we expect the next player, in this case Jesus Christ, to do something to at least match it. And then with the Holy Spirit hitting third, we are expecting the punch line. But the joke takes a massive detour when Christ simply makes fun of God's shot by being confrontational.

This is the kind of joke that tends to be much funnier in person with a good delivery. I still chuckled reading it, though.

You'll understand when you get a bit older Player.