( please forgive the flow of this joke it was told to me a while ago)

A golfers widow was finally getting around to cleaning out some of her late husbands stuff and had ask one of his old golf buddys to help her. They got everything cleaned out except one dresser draw that was locked. After some prying and pulling they finally got the drawer open. Inside was $5000 and a golf ball. She looked to her late husbands friend and asked if he knew anything about the contents of the drawer. With some regret he told her," everytime he was unfaithful he put a golf ball in the drawer." A little shocked the woman said," well after 50 plus years he was only unfaithful once, I guess thats not to bad." then she asked about the money. Now very uncomfortable the golf buddy told her," well everytime he got a dozen he would go and sell them."