Hello oobers!
I'm Stewart, originally from Scotland but thrown out of my country for not being able to play golf, a legal requirement for all males over the age of 18. So, I found myself in the San Francisco Bay Area and figured that if I ever want my passport back, I should probably learn this curiously addictive sport.
I've had a couple of lessons, bought some clubs even, but it's still early days. I measure my success not in decreasing numbers of strokes but in decreasing numbers of balls lost. Right now my lost ball index (LBI) is about 2.4. Considering that the only course I've played is the 9-hole all-par-3 course in Golden Gate Park, where the greatest water hazard you'll face is a small muddy puddle just behind the 7th green and sand traps all have Auto Putt'n'Returns installed, you can see that I've got some way to go.
Tomorrow I play my first full 18 holes. Wish me luck and, if you're on a plane near Oakland airport tomorrow, I wish you luck, too!
bm~