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player
Joined: 31 Jan 2009
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 Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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but i REALLY AM 26, no lie
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Zepo1a
Joined: 07 Jan 2010
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| Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:23 am Post subject: |
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Here's a dirty joke you can tell your friends, Player.
You say : Want to hear a dirty joke?
Your Friends: Tee hee, YES!
You say: A pig fell in the mud!
Much laughing will ensue! (if not, wait a few seconds and say "BOOBIES!")
Zep--
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DougE
Joined: 18 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 10:39 am Post subject: |
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Oh Yeah. Definitely. The "Boobies" will make it work for sure. Go for it Player!
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Bryan K
Joined: 14 May 2009
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| Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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There is one thing I know for sure. I love boobies.
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mjaber
Joined: 17 Feb 2009
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| Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Bryan Kautzman wrote: |
| There is one thing I know for sure. I love boobies. |
Brings to mind a song by Charlie Waffles- possibly player's favorite singer?
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falcon50driver
Joined: 22 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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If you really want to hear a dirtier joke player. A white horse fell in the mud.(circa 1952)
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player
Joined: 31 Jan 2009
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| Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:10 am Post subject: |
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mjaber
Joined: 17 Feb 2009
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| Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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| player wrote: |
| ok enough about jokes |
What should we talk about? We're in the "jokes" forum...
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Bryan K
Joined: 14 May 2009
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| Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:31 pm Post subject: |
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| mjaber wrote: |
| player wrote: |
| ok enough about jokes |
What should we talk about? We're in the "jokes" forum... |
We could talk about Players age some more....
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mjaber
Joined: 17 Feb 2009
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| Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Bryan Kautzman wrote: |
| mjaber wrote: |
| player wrote: |
| ok enough about jokes |
What should we talk about? We're in the "jokes" forum... |
We could talk about Players age some more.... |
But he doesn't want to talk about jokes anymore.
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falcon50driver
Joined: 22 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:22 am Post subject: |
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Player, We might come closer to believing you are 26 than believing that you shot the 63 that you posted.
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player
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| Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 12:56 am Post subject: |
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oh, that 63 i posted was from a scramble round. i hooked up with some friends and organized a scramble tournament. we got 5 foursomes, and the winner shot an immaculate 56. 63 got 3rd. about the eagle 2 at hole 11, that really did happen. the best player in our scramble drove the 283 yard 11th green with a driver, in fact he nearly aced it. his ball was 9 friggin inches from the hole on the par 4.
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DougE
Joined: 18 Oct 2009
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| Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:11 am Post subject: |
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Player: OK then. I'll believe the 63 in a scramble. Still having trouble with the 26 though. But, if you say you are 26, and you believe it, (and that we are all dumb enough to believe it too) that's all that matters!  I'll play along. There's just one catch. Then I'm 26 too. Deal? 
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Zepo1a
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| Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:34 am Post subject: |
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falcon50driver
Joined: 22 Aug 2006
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| Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:29 am Post subject: |
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Player, I was looking at the 63 you posted at Kissimmee C.C. I played there twice in 2007 and when I saw your score something didn't jive, The gold tees are supposed to be the senior tees and the blue tees have been deleted.
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