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rmumph1
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:16 pm    Post subject: First golf lesson

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The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.

"Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor.

"P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied.

"Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
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