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rubinsc
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 Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 2:39 pm Post subject: Bad Day At The Range |
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A guy is at the driving range having a heck of a day.
Everything thing he tries to hit he tops, balls only going about 20' and burning worms the whole way. Finally disgusted, he turns to the pro on the range and mutters," If I don't connect with this one, I'm gonna jump in that lake and drown myself!"
Pro looks at him and says" I don't think you can do it."
"Why not" He asks.
Pro says " I don't think you can keep your head down that long!"
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bkuehn1952
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| Posted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:55 pm Post subject: |
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player
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| Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:49 am Post subject: |
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rubinsc
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| Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:04 am Post subject: |
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player, like mom says if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all. you can confirm this since she is probably in the next room putting away your laundry.
happy thanksgiving!
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Duke of Hazards
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| Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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lol. above post is funnier than the joke.
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player
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| Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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Well i`ve heard this joke so many times.
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falcon50driver
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| Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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Player, you can't have heard it that many times, since you're only 11...ok 12 now.
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player
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DougE
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| Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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falcon50driver
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:16 am Post subject: |
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Why won't you do the player of the week thing? player
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player
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| Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2012 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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I`ll pass on the giolfer of the week
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DougE
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| i am just 11 years old but the 87 i fired yesterday put me in a tie for the lead in the jan-mar oobgolf virtual tournament |
I couldn't help myself---Look what I found from a 2009 post. There are many others of interest as well. You got some 'splainin to do there Mr. Player! 
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player
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bkuehn1952
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player says:
youre just shattering us ALL in my oobgolf masters tournament. there`s no way i can shoot a -5. i am just an 11 year old kid and an 18.1 handicapper.
5/2/09
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As I have said before, going from an 18.1 index to somewhere around 4.0 is a truly amazing feat, whether you are 11 or 25.
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Bryan K
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[quote="bkuehn1952"][quote]player says:
youre just shattering us ALL in my oobgolf masters tournament. there`s no way i can shoot a -5. i am just an 11 year old kid and an 18.1 handicapper.
5/2/09
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As I have said before, going from an 18.1 index to somewhere around 4.0 is a truly amazing feat, whether you are 11 or 25.[/quote]
As I have said before ( :) ), doing it at age 11 isn't really that much of a feat. Okay, it's still a feat, but it's not that uncommon. 11-year olds don't have jobs, so they have a lot more time on their hands during the summer. Plus, an 11-year old has a much lower center of gravity, so they are less prone to errant shots. I know two kids who were single digit cappers within a couple of years of starting to play.
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