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24 Laws of Golf - Part 2

 
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bkuehn1952
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 7:45 am    Post subject: 24 Laws of Golf - Part 2

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LAW 4:
Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.
LAW 5
The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.

LAW 6
A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination.
 
mjaber
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 9:13 am    Post subject: Re: 24 Laws of Golf - Part 2

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bkuehn1952 wrote:
a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination.


So what are the other 3?
 
jev
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:40 am    Post subject:

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You can find all 24 here: http://www.chucktheputter.com/golf-jokes/24-laws-of-golf
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