I am having a hard time finding good jokes so I thought I would post witty or funny golf quotes:
If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
~ Thomas Mulligan
Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
~ Bruce Lansky
The most important shot in golf is the next one.
~ Ben Hogan
That putt had more breaks than a government job.
~ Brian Weis
I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don't put the right address on it.
~ Jim Dent
The older I get, the better I used to be.
~ Lee Trevino
Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.
~ Dave Marr
A routine is not a routine if you have to think about it.
~ Davis Love Jr.
Through the ball we are all the same. We just have different ways of getting it there.
~ Charles Coody
The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
~ John Updike
I never learned anything from a match that I won.
~ Bobby Jones
The more you play it the less you know about it.
~ Patty Berg
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
~ Bob Hope
Concentrate on hitting the green. The cup will come to you.
~ Cary Middlecoff
Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it.
~ Ernie Banks
Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.
~ Bobby Nichols