I am having a hard time finding good jokes so I thought I would post witty or funny golf quotes:

If you really want to get better at golf, go back and take it up at a much earlier age.
~ Thomas Mulligan

Someone once told me that there is more to life than golf. I think it was my ex-wife.
~ Bruce Lansky

The most important shot in golf is the next one.
~ Ben Hogan

That putt had more breaks than a government job.
~ Brian Weis

I can airmail the golf ball, but sometimes I don't put the right address on it.
~ Jim Dent

The older I get, the better I used to be.
~ Lee Trevino

Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.
~ Dave Marr

A routine is not a routine if you have to think about it.
~ Davis Love Jr.

Through the ball we are all the same. We just have different ways of getting it there.
~ Charles Coody

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things.
~ John Updike

I never learned anything from a match that I won.
~ Bobby Jones

The more you play it the less you know about it.
~ Patty Berg

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
~ Bob Hope

Concentrate on hitting the green. The cup will come to you.
~ Cary Middlecoff

Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it.
~ Ernie Banks

Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.
~ Bobby Nichols