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guzzlingil

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2012 7:41 am    Post subject: Sort of a golf joke....

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Subject: Male Sensitivity


The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops, and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."

"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, the shared experience would be good for you both."

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the Instructor.

"I was just wondering. Would it be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.
 
falcon50driver

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 2:32 pm    Post subject:

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Good one Gil.


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joe jones
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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2012 7:43 pm    Post subject: Old woman joke

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What part of golf joke didn't you understand. Your bias is showing
 
player

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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2012 9:22 pm    Post subject:

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NOT A GOLF JOKE
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