50 THINGS IN GOLF TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE

1...attend a PGA golf tournament
2...teach your kids to play golf
3...have a golf picture of you at the home or office
4...shoot over 100 just once
5...play a round with someone famous
6...play on Christmas day
7...play with an old friend again
8...introduce someone new to golf
9...be the 1st persons on the course in the morning
10..join the NCGA/USGA and get your handicap
11..become a golf addict... for awhile
12..own more than one set of clubs or 3 putters
13..play a famous course from the PGA tour
14..wear a set of knickers
15..play in the rain
16..play in a Pro Am
17..play in Hawaii
18..meet a PGA Pro
19..win a Golf Trophy
20..hit a house or a car with a drive
21..call in sick to play a round of golf
22..fall out of a moving golf cart
23..play a round with a few to many drinks
24..buy something that worked awesome
25..buy something cool, only to find out it sucks

26..beat your boss in a round of golf
27..take some lessons and improve your game
28..play in a foreign country
29..spend a week playing golf
30..have a girl beat you
31..visit a golf factory
32..use a golf rule to win a hole
33..go retro and play with some old clubs
34..get beat by one of your kids
35..build a golf club or re-grip one
36..play at night somewhere
37..play 2 or more rounds in one day
38..tell you wife/girlfriend you were at work
39..break or throw a golf club
40..eagle a hole from the fairway or chip
41..loose or win a big bet on the course
42..have a drink with the cart girl
43..play a round of golf in 100+ degrees
44..be hit by a ball or your bag or cart
45..sneak on the back nine to play a round
46..play on a private country club
47..sell all your golf stuff, only to buy all new stuff
48..play a round of golf with your mom or dad
49..have more than a 1000 post on a golf forum
50..MAKE A HOLE IN ONE.....

Been there, Done that, Got the golf shirt....

ya forgot one!

51. Have a fun round and don't sweat the score

FUN!?!? This is golf. Don't sweat the score? Are you some kind of liberal?

It's always about the score. And the money. But especially the bragging rights.

Before anyone calls for my execution, this IS a joke.

ahh...it said 50 things in golf to do before you die...so you get to have fun at least once don't ya think?

KVSmith59 wrote:

ya forgot one! 51. Have a fun round and don't sweat the score

26..beat your boss in a round of golf
that was the the fun one, the score didn't matter...lol

heres how my list adds up so far.....

1...attend a PGA golf tournament......pebble/bay hill/Olympic Club SF
2...teach your kids to play golf.....all 3
3...have a golf picture of you at the home or office....both
4...shoot over 100 just once....when I was 12 thur 14
5...play a round with someone famous.... bubba pairs, tom watsons caddy, scooter
6...play on Christmas day
7...play with an old friend again.....done 2 times
8...introduce someone new to golf....3 workers, all addicts now
9...be the 1st persons on the course in the morning...many times
10..join the NCGA/USGA and get your handicap......yes
11..become a golf addict... for awhile....... been there done that
12..own more than one set of clubs or 3 putters....3 sets and 5 putters
13..play a famous course from the PGA tour...... spyglass, wente*nationwide tour
14..wear a set of knickers....own 4 pairs
15..play in the rain....many times
16..play in a Pro Am....
17..play in Hawaii... Oahu, Maui
18..meet a PGA Pro.... 3, so far
19..win a Golf Trophy...3 and I want more
20..hit a house or a car with a drive.....houses, no cars yet
21..call in sick to play a round of golf.....many times, cough,sough
22..fall out of a moving golf cart.........lol yes leaning over to pic a ball up
23..play a round with a few to many drinks....tourney went bad, what the hell
24..buy something that worked awesome......2 things
25..buy something cool, only to find out it sucks.....2 many things. lol

26..beat your boss in a round of golf...... twice, still have my job
27..take some lessons and improve your game.......yes
28..play in a foreign country......... mexico never got to in Aus..
29..spend a week playing golf..... unemployed once...lol
30..have a girl beat you...... LPGA pro she spanked me
31..visit a golf factory........
32..use a golf rule to win a hole..........few times
33..go retro and play with some old clubs...2 times
34..get beat by one of your kids...... my 17yr old did it once, never again
35..build a golf club or re-grip one....both, all the time
36..play at night somewhere............all the time
37..play 2 or more rounds in one day........a few now
38..tell you wife/girlfriend you were at work......yes
39..break or throw a golf club...
40..eagle a hole from the fairway or chip......both
41..loose or win a big bet on the course.........100 bucks I made the shot.
42..have a drink with the cart girl........ when I was younger
43..play a round of golf in 100+ degrees.....3 times still didn't learn
44..be hit by a ball or your bag or cart..........ouch, 2 times
45..sneak on the back nine to play a round..... doesn't everyone
46..play on a private country club........... 2 courses it was nice
47..sell all your golf stuff, only to buy all new stuff.... done that once
48..play a round of golf with your mom or dad..........dad... mon not yet
49..have more than a 1000 post on a golf forum...... this yr
50..MAKE A HOLE IN ONE.....

1...attend a PGA golf tournament Not yet
2...teach your kids to play golf Teaching the 8 yr old
3...have a golf picture of you at the home or office On the laptop
4...shoot over 100 just once Less than 20 times
5...play a round with someone famous A couple of former AFL football players
6...play on Christmas day Of course. Had to try out the new clubs
7...play with an old friend again Yes
8...introduce someone new to golf My girl. Now she's more addicted than I am
9...be the 1st persons on the course in the morning Once. Turned out they were closed
10..join the NCGA/USGA and get your handicap 1 1/2 years now. Just received my Handicapper's certificate
11..become a golf addict... for awhile FOREVER
12..own more than one set of clubs or 3 putters I trade my old stuff in when I get good stuff that works for me
13..play a famous course from the PGA tour Not yet
14..wear a set of knickers NEVER
15..play in the rain Yup
16..play in a Pro Am Not yet
17..play in Hawaii Not yet
18..meet a PGA Pro Nope
19..win a Golf Trophy Nope
20..hit a house or a car with a drive A house AND a car on the same shot. MY OWN
21..call in sick to play a round of golf I'm the boss. I take sick days regularly
22..fall out of a moving golf cart My girl dumped me once
23..play a round with a few to many drinks Only once. I sobered up after a few holes in the heat
24..buy something that worked awesome My Golf Guru
25..buy something cool, only to find out it sucks Nope
26..beat your boss in a round of golf Only the woman. I guess you could say she's the boss
27..take some lessons and improve your game Nah. Self taught except for informal tips and a playing round with the local pro
28..play in a foreign country Arizona. In some areas it IS a foreign country
29..spend a week playing golf EVERY WEEK this past summer
30..have a girl beat you My girl twice
31..visit a golf factory Nope
32..use a golf rule to win a hole Yup
33..go retro and play with some old clubs No desire
34..get beat by one of your kids Net Yes
35..build a golf club or re-grip one Re-gripped a few
36..play at night somewhere Just some NIGHT PUTTING, if you know what I mean
37..play 2 or more rounds in one day Several times
38..tell you wife/girlfriend you were at work No need to lie about it
39..break or throw a golf club Thrown one
40..eagle a hole from the fairway or chip Once from 190 out
41..lose or win a big bet on the course Got cheated out of a Golf Car for an ACE
42..have a drink with the cart girl My girl IS the cart girl
43..play a round of golf in 100+ degrees I live in AZ
44..be hit by a ball or your bag or cart Been hit. Hit someone else and their cart
45..sneak on the back nine to play a round No need to sneak around
46..play on a private country club Public courses are just fine
47..sell all your golf stuff, only to buy all new stuff Bought it first. then sold it
48..play a round of golf with your mom or dad nope
49..have more than a 1000 post on a golf forum getting there quickly
50..MAKE A HOLE IN ONE..... 3 times

35 of 50 so far

KVSmith59 wrote:

ya forgot one! 51. Have a fun round and don't sweat the score

42..have a drink with the cart girl
whatever your score, if you have a drink with the cart girl
and didn't have any fun yet, you need help....lol