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42 on the front nine, who is sandbagging who??????????????????
The Protege' played extremely well today for the first time out in RI this season! Not much rust showed so we will be watching closely next round! Well Done!
Rumor has it that the Protege' will be returning to action on Monday, April 8th at Laurel Lane!
The Protege' has yet to make an appearance at Laurel Lane this year! Rumor has it he is taking lessons and practicing in secret!
Snowed out at LL today but there was no snow just down #138 so we playd at Meadow Brook! Nice with lots of changes and new holes!
Solid round (98) by Norm today dispite early rain, he played steady, and played like the Sandbagger he really is!
Norman has arrived in Key West, firing an impressive 99 in his first outing!
The Wildlife here in Key West are awaiting the arrival of the Proteges' with baited breath! All the new warning signs are up.
" Happy Birthday "
"Danger Zone" signs have been posted around the golf course in Key West in expection of the arrival of the Protege' Hard Hats are being issued to all wildlife on and around the course as well!
Happy New Year, My Old Friend! See you in Key West!
Merry Christmas everyone. SEE you all in 2013
Golfnut shot "72" 34 front 38 back!
Handicap is Just Not Right!
Retiring for the rest of the 2012 season The Protege' has recorded no improvement on his posted handicap, while the Wizard has improved his his handicaop down 6 strokes!!!!
The Protege was playing with blue balls!!!! Literally.
Pink Balls rule!
Double the nap time for Norm this week, on the way and on the way back from Ellinwood. Nice work if you get it!!
To Whom It May Concern, of the last 197 scores by the Wizard, "only" 24 have broken 100 with the average of those being 99.5!!!!!!!! Which means the Linkswizard only broke 100 13% of the time by a half shot! And he is begruged shots by his friends?
You kidding me!!!!!!! Check the scores!
If one were to check one would discover that more than 56, 56 of his 96 posted scores are "BELOW"
100, imagine that!!
Is there No End to the depths that the Protege will sink! Shootimg a posted??, 101 on a course that he has not seen is curious indeed!
Perhaps a visit to his church would show him the light and aid him into posting the REAL scores that would show his correct handicap and not some inflated misleading picture!
It would appear that Norm has been promoted to sandbagger first class, shooting an average 51 on the front nine he blasted the back nine in 44, which of course was the most difficult side!
Norm was at it again today shooting pars and boogies, followed by 7's and 8's keeping his handicap at his desired level. The sandbagging was so bad the grounds superintendent was complaing about all the sand Norm left out on the course!
The Officals at Winchendon Golf Club have issued a hard hat warning to all wildlife in the area, do to the fact that The Protege' will be playing on Monday and Tuesday this coming week so that they can prepare for the frequent errant shots into the woods by Norm! Vets will be standing by both days to render firat aid as needed!!!
Once again Norm has revealed the essance of steroid useage in his golf game! Proving once more that he has been laying low with a high handicap to gain unfair advantage over his golf partners. However, be that as it may, time is catching up to him, and the truth is slowly being revealed!
The results have just come in and the vote was unamimous! Norm was selected Sandbagger of the month for August, by the Golf Writers Association of America. Once again proving he has NO Shame!!!!
It appears that there is no limit to the shamelessness of the Protege'. Playing in Barnstable for the first time this week he recorded a (99). Proving once again there is a huge amount of sandbagging going on in Mapleville these days! He manages to shoot lights out until the match is over and then suddenly forgets how to play! Steriods not withstanding he and his partner in crime Golfnut really should be ashamed!!!
Nice going, down to a 23, Redsun should be smiling tomorrow!
The Steroid Kid has returned from the shadows, after laying low for a few weeks he has posted 89 and 92 the last two rounds proving that the Wizard was correct his assestment of the sandbagging skills of one Mr. Norm The Protege".
After posting a blistering 46 on the front nine, Norm again began his handicap preservation plan by shooting four (4) 8's on the back nine for an additiional 32 strokes, Nice Going, Norm!!!!!
The Protege' apppears to be practicing his game in NH this week in hopes of securing financial rewards in up coming matches. Think Again!
Protege' and his partner Redsun did some serious sandbagging yesterday, if they were't so bad it would have been funny!!!!
All fixed you can resume your sandbagging!
i can get him now
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The Wizard has returned form Myrtle Beach, terrific vacation, perfect weather and good friends made for lots of fun and laughter!
Protege' seems to be having an attitude program out on the links. He seems to have forgotenn about all the help he has received from the Wizard over the years! Talk about No Graditude!
Despite a determined effort the Protege' and his partner Golfnut were defeated by Good again! Losing 1 down on the 18th there seemed to be a lot of discussion about strokes but to no avail!
The Protege" always comments on how many strokes are given, today however, he could not because all day long he made 4 for 3, 4 for 3, 4 for 3, 6 for 5, and son on, it would appear to the casual obseverer
that he doth protest Too Much!
Down to 25 sonny!
You a 26 handicap? That's Just Not Right, with your power and lessons from Golfnut you're getting worse instead of better! Maybe you should consider returning to your first coach! Be a good idea, but getting him back may be quite difficult after all those insults!!!!!
Good defeated Evil again today against all odds! The Golfnut and the Protege" teamed up on the Linkswizard 2 against 1. It did not matter as the Wizard prevailed and won the match and the cash! The Protege' was being given some intense lessons by the Golfnut, and played well, just not enough to challenge the Wizard!
Golfnut is blaming you for costing him $2.00, by not showing up! It would not have mattered anyway, you can't putt!
Handicap now at 25! Keep it funnny boy and you'll be giving strokes!!!!
Lowest round 'of the season for Norm today, still not enough to defeat the Wizard!!!!
Superb golf was displayed by Norm today, firing a 43 on the front nine, but slowed on the last three holes on the back, seemed to tire a bit!
Norm played like a man on a misson today making putt after putt, but he and his partner could not defeat the Good Guys! Once more into the breach Good prevailed over Evil!$$$$$$
Check oout Redsuns reply to Petrodriver on his own site, and then my reply there!
I am so sorry that you will only be getting 4 shots from me, but its not my fault, its the Linkswizrds fault, had he not coached you so much your handicap would be higher. See what happens when you get better and your opponent gets older. See you soon, and have a good weekend
Foghorn Leghorn was asking about Norm, I told him he was in hiding because you're ashamed of youself!
26 handicap! You realize Redsun only has to give you 4 shots!
Normant was hiding form the Wizard today trying to get in a practice round with the old guys at Country View, however, the old course proved too much for the old guys and they needed a math major to tally the scores! Serves them right for hiding from the Wizard!
Who is responsible for Wedensdays omission?
We'll be starting home from North Carolina tomorrow, should be home sometime on Monday! Beware the Wizards' return!
Cat got your tongue? Must be a little ashamed!
Looks like the same old sandbagging
when on today at L.L., 100, you really should be ashamed! You must have left your putter at home. Something stinks and it's not just your game!
Rumor has it that the Dino group will be out practicing this week,
it would appear they are afraid that the Wizard is getting too good! It will not matter for without the T-Rex they're like a sailbost without wind!!!!!
You shot 105 at Country View?
Really, you should be shot! That's an old ladies course, oh, wait a minute you are an old lady! You might consider giving up golf if that's the best you can do, really, really! (105) What a sandbagger!!!!!!!!!
You really are living on the edge, A thorn really? Your really, really gonna get it! You must have lost it after you were parasailing,
not showing good sense at all!
Good round, but just not the same without the T-REX. The Dino gruop appears to be continuing with it's
road to reality! Too Old, Too Slow, and Too Ugly!
The Igunanas noted that as soon as Norm broke 100, he fled Key West so his handicap would not go down!!
Not Cool! He'll gets his when me and my friends get back!! Be afraid, be very afraid!
Having a nice day in RI? It's only 85 and sunny here in Key West!
Rooting against the Wizard is gonna cost you when I get home!
Your gonna get it!
Norm played a great round today (99), in a 2 tie all tie match he won 1 up on the Linkswizard, and 2 up on the golfnut32158. Tony had to ante up $2.00 for both matches!
A great time was had by all!
Have to make deposit of another dollar from a match with Norm today with the Igunanas close by Norm did not want to face their
Nine (9) strokes equals more cash in the Wizards accounts! It will be a serious drain on Normants'
cash flow!!!!! Igunanas are awaiting your arrival and are getting very excited!!!!!!!
The Igunanas are massing at the island entrance and the airport in advance of Normants' arrival in two days! They appear to be getting agitated at the thought of him harrasing the Wizard! I told them not to be bothered, and that I would handle him when he gets here! They are looking forward to French meat pie!!!!!!!!! (9) strokes!
(9) strokes Wow! I can hardly contain myself! Stakes have gone up, bring lots of cash! The Igunanas await the arrival of your wallet!
Rumor has it that Norm is taking lessons in preparation of his Key West arrival! It is apparent that he is worried about facing the Wizard!
My Iguana friends have told me they are also staking out the airport in case Norm tries to sneak in unnoticed by plane!
They are checking out all French people upon their arrival!
The Steriod Kid is getting a little cocky, he should be very, very careful! Igunanas like steriods enhanced muscles! Yum!
Normant has remained very quiet these days. Rumor has it he is stocking up on the juice before he comes to Key West to face me! Makes no difference, all the Wildlife here are on my team and can't wiat to meet him!
Hurry on down Norm, the Iguanas are getting anxious for some real French food! Bring a lot of new ones!
Shot a second round 107, tough course here with all the greens elevated above the fairways and hard! You'll be needing to give me more strokes!
Opened with 105 today, not a bad round
did have one mulligan how ever, do to an Iguana running onto the tee and bit me in the leg! Bit him back and he left me alone after that!
Opening Day for the Wizard for the 2012 season here at Key West Golf Club!
Believe it or/not I have not played any golf as yet! Been working on my fitness routine, for my legs, treadmill, swimming, etc..
Opening round here will be played on Sunday when MARCGA arrives here in Key West. I am, however, looking forward to the (8) strokes
you must spot me upon your arrival!
Bring NEW one dollar bills , Please!
The pro at the course said he'd heard that the richest man in RI was coming to Key West, I said he's already here but that you would be coming on the sixth!
I get 8 strokes from you here in Key West so bring lots of cash, I opened an account here at the local bank to hold all the extra money you'll be paying me!
Have arrived here in Key West, sunny, warm and wonderful! Will begin the 2012 golf season shortly.
See you here soon!
OHHHH he checked it like a hawk.I have already received a call from the WIZARD about giving him more strokes.Just what he needs!!!!I may just set up an auotmatic payment plan,two dollars a week.This way it can be deposited in him bank account automaticly.
Happy New Year Norm, all the best for the coming year, stay well lots more golf to play!!!! To my best student all I can say is that you need NO more lessons. Makes a Coach proud when his student becomes a player, and you have!
Well Done, however, I will need more srokes!!
Teaming with the Evil Golfnut, Norm was playing like a man possessed! However, the forces of Good once again prevailed winning one up on the last hole! Did ou pay Tom????????
It would appear that your partner (Golfnut32158) for Friday is not too confident about the match! You'd better send him a note assuring him that you have enough steriods for both of you! Or maybe he's just fearful of the competition! The Wizard and TWRIGHT make for seriously good golfers!
First Off, 100 is not a great round for anyone, secondly it will take a very long time for the Wizards' handicap to go down! Normant should know better than to make statements such as those!
Modern medicine has done it again, the Steroid Kid has kept his winning ways! Shamefully taking advantage of an obviously hurting Wizard, and needing no help, he shot 74 after his handicap deduction and pulled away with a big smile on his face!
Firing another sub 100 round (96),
Normant spent most of the day taunting the Linkswizard! Revenge is mine said The Lord! Prepare yourself for the next match! Stock up on the juice your gonna need it!
Norm carried the Linkswizard all day today, playing a solid round of 99! Cold and wind took its toll on the back nine where the two A players were parring every other hole only to win by (1). Great job Norm!!!!
Despite the cold and windy weather Norm again shot double figures (99) breaking 100 regularly this season he proved that Steriods work well at any temperature. He stated today that his has some new drugs, shamelessly using modern meds to gain the advantage. It may be time to consider ending his lessons! It would appear he has no intention of paying for all that has been taught him! He's gettin' good, must be the Coach!!!!
Nice round by Norm today, good drives and second shots all day long! Work is needed on his short game and his scores would drop fast. Always a good partner and fun to play with, still looking for a check!
Norm appeared to be resting after the collapse Tuesday afternoon.
Under the guise of going Christmas shopping he passed up golf on Friday! Rumor has jt he was at the Med Tech's conning them out of more steroids. He'll need extra if he keeps sharing them with his partner. Monday will tell the rest of the story! What did you get for the T-REX while you were shopping??????
Norm and his partner appeared to have the match in hand, 4 holes up with 8 to play, however a furious
charge by Tom and the Linkswizard, put them away 2 up and 1 to play.
Both Norm and Bill appeared to run out of gas on the back nine. Apparently Norm shared his juice with Bill on the front 9, and did not have enough for either to complete their round. Nice to be paid on the 18th tee!
Normant posted a 95, while the Wizard posted a 99, therfore the facts are he gave me 4 shots and the score was separated by 4 shots, showing a good handicp formula. Posting another sub 100 round, his handicap has dropped to 23, allowing the Linkswizard to get 5 shots next round, the price of poker is going up! What Friends??????????????
The Protege says:
Well another fine day on the golf course with friends, even though they aren't my own. i suspect the Linkwizard is getting intyo my stash or roids, cause he hammered me after 15 holes. Normt.
Another day on the course, and another sub 100 round (95). This time he drops another stroke, soon enough it will reflect the amount of illegal stuff going on! The steroid police have receive ample notice to apprehand him at the first chance!
Normant has done this time! Shooting 92 at Beaver River today
it is apparent that he is doubling up the drugs birdieing and paring holes like a pro, he single handedly defeated the Wizard and his partner, playing without the aid of his teacher he showed signs of becoming a really good golfer.
Good to see all my hard work paying off!!! Now how about sending that check????????
Cat got you tongue? New testing this week should reveal the extent
that Normant goes to bulk up for his golf matches! If this continues there maybe legal action in the future, Also a letter from the collection agency (no Check), is in the mail!
Another day has passed and as yet Normant has yet to explain his "89"
at Wentworth Hills, score could have been much, much lower! He putted for at least 2 other birdies, and somehow 3 putted each time, Imagine That! It would appear to the average golfer that he is Sandbagging to protect his high handicap, in a vague effort to prevent additional strokes to his worthy opponents! Steroids are still banned, and as yet he is still not embarassed! He will have to atone for his trangressions
in the near future. NOT TO MENTION, AS YET NO CHECK!
There is "No Shame" in Normants' efforts on the golf course, he'll do whatever it takes to take advantage of the Linkswizard! Steroids not withstanding Norm fired an all time low of (89) at Wentworth Hills today. Kudos to a great student proving the great prowess of the T-REX! as a coach!
More strokes be be in order shortly.
The Steroid Kid was at it again today, paring holes and an excellent birdie on number 6. Playing Possum on the first few holes he apparently was trying to fool the T-Rex in beleiving he was having a bad day. No so however, he won on the 18th, one up and smiling, No Shame, No Shame!
golfnut32158 is Antony S. accept him as a friend! Post a welcome for him!
Once again Norm showed no shame as he beatup on the T-Rex all day long.
Only three conseutive Dirty Dog wedges kept T-Rex in the match, which was halved on the 18th! Although Norm gets better each time out he's extremely stingy when it's time to give strokes. Again breaking 100 (95) he does not deny the use of steroids prior to each golf day! Here's hoping the scripts run out soon!
Norm beat the feld today wth some steady play and a few well placed Mulligans! Great day no matter the score! On a course that most have not played yet, his coach and steroids seemed to make the different.
The Protege says:
Thank you oh mighty Wiard, I need the lessons. Yesterday was a great day golfing, especially when Tony B. got his first hole in one. Congrats again Tony.
Norm seemed to struggle a bit today without the Wizards services, due to match play event
against the T-Rex and Redsun.
The Linkswizard will return to Norms side for the next round on the links.
Truly, Norm has not the smallest amount of shame! Giving the Wizard
only 2 shots a side he proceeded to crush T-Rex into the ground, and to make matters worst it was the Wizards only holiday, Halloween!
Claiming a 24 handicap, he once again used modern meds to gain a clear advantage! However, ajustments will soon arrive and he will bear the ire of the T-Rex!
Norm put his golf talent on display for all to see today!
Playing the ultra private Sakonnet
Golf Club where only the rich and famous play, Norm proved he was up to the task. Shooting his tenth sub 100 round of the season. Not to put a damper on the day, however, the LINKSWIZARD reported that he has yet to receive a check for his services! More money and more strokes are needed for the T-REX!
Norm did it again today! Posting his 9th sub 100 round of 2011, carding "Only" one 8 on his score card. Handicap still dropping 24, and soon to be lower! Booming drives and nifty putting made up for some sloppy 2nd and 3rd shots!
The Linkswizard is looking forward to many more strokes in our upcoming matches!! Who said modern chemistry is not good for you?
Apparently Norm has not only been on some heavy juice but practicing too! If this keeps up there's no limit to the amount of strokes he must give the Linkswizard! Here's hoping his perscriptions expire and the Med Techs give him some other drugs not golf enhancing!
No written response from the Steroid Kid can only mean he's too juiced up to type a reply! Major league sports have already banned his Meds, golf will soon follow in their footsteps. Then we'll see how he does!
The Steroid Kid was up to his old tricks again at th "U" Club yesterday, and it's not even Halloween Yet! Booming drives and super putting, proved all most too much for us! We did manage a tie over the last six holes to come out even. It would appear that the threat of raisins in his jock does not scare him off the juice!
If this trend continues, drastic handicap ajustments will be required to make sense!!! T-Rex is watching him very closely.
Played the Banner C.C. and the results for Norm were as follows: some good holes, but too many 8"s
almost looks like he's doing it to mantain his handicap! Still hits booming drives! (STEROIDS), don't seem to help his middle game, chipping and putting improving with every round!
The Protege says:
I owe it all to my coach and mentor, who will remain anonymous. Norm, The Sandbagger,T.
Same tune different day for Norm,
shot some beautiful golf holes including a terrific Birdie (3) on the fifth hole! However, six (6)
count'em 8's killed his score, he played the remaining 12 holes in 58 shots!!! 48 for 6, 58 for 12, for a 106 total. Serious, serious, sandbagging going on here!
Using a very suspect 27 handicap Normant shot 87, on a par 70 course which means he shot a reduced 60, a mere 10 strokes under par! How can this be you may ASK? Sandbagger does not do him justice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good thing he faded on the last 2 holes or he would have shot (59).
It's enough to make you puke!
Norm has no shame, arriving at the Hillside C.C. he declared that he was a 27 handicap and then proceeded to shoot is all time lowest round ever of 87! Accordine to him he just had a real good day!
If he takes any more juice he won't be needing an athletic supporter any more! The Art of sand bagging is alive an well in the form of Normant! More strokes will be needed in the future to insure victory for the Linkswizard!!!!
Norm made no attempt to hide the drugs today displaying them in the golf cart for all to see! Shooting another low score 97, it appears that he will not be giving up the juice anytime soon!
Only 4 holes kept Norm from an all time best round, putting like a pro Norm was tearng up the course!
Three 8's and one 7 really hurt a great round! Pretty soon he'll be giving many strokes to his apponants! Who said steriods are not good for you?
Norm is still taking the juice, he again fired a round of golf below 100. (99) at Wentwoth Hill GC. Someone should tell him that if he keeps taking them is *#@+^@# will
shrink to a very small size!
To the casual observer Norm is again hitting the steroids! Must be conning the Med Staff into beleiving he needs them for health purposes! Second straight 96 proves he's doing something illegal
Leiceste CC is not that easy! The Linkswizard will be keeping a close watch on him!
Some serios Sandbagging occured on the course this week! Norm was booming his drives and chipping like a man possessed, however, he managed to keep his score up enough to maintain his foolishly high handicap! Rumor has it he will have to pee in the cup after each future golf match to test for performsnce enhancing drugs! All these trips to the DR's and socalled testing is providing him with new Steroids that appear to be undetectable!
Played the Pembroke C.C. yesterday
beautiful course, but log and tough and fast! However, first time on the course we did OK! Norm
must have forgotten to take his steroids before for the match, good on some holes, not so good on others! Best news is he has to give me four storkes in all money matches!
played a strange round of golf today. However, i did learn a few things. 1-Mulligans. I thought you were allowd to take a mull. if you chose, however i'm not sure how many are allowed, is it one for each nine, two....perhaps its one anytime you like , for example, hit a shot in the woods, hit another in the same place and then another, 3 mulligans and your laying 1. Now thats good and don't forget the " i didn't mean that shots" you can have as many as you wish, and the oops also count. I actually hit the LINKSWIZARDs driver today and wsa amazed at the distance it traveled. He was without his golf gps thingy today, but the best piece of equipment out there today was that little 3 inch pencil you get in the clubhouse, its a game changer.
Norm returned to action after a two week layoff! The effect of the new steroids has seemed to have worn off. Playing well on some holes and then losing focus on others he still managed a decent score! Have to get him more golf!
Here at Camp Lejueme, NC been here since Sunday and the daytime temperature is (102) average! Wouldn't play golf if it was free!
Not heard from Norm on my site, he's keep a low profile to avoid drug testing! Another low round and he'll have to pee in the cup!
No doubt about it Norms on some new steriods. Todays round (93) is a second all time low within two weeks leading us to beleive he's on somthing! Stopping in at church before todays round didn't hurt him either!!
"Something is fishy in Burriville"
Norm appears to be on the edge 'of a golf breakthrough! Only three 7's in a row his only blemishes on the card kept him from another low round. One golf fan noticed him using a lot of little white pills every few holes! "That's Just Not Right", but he has perscriptions!
Rumor has it that Norm is testing a new steroid for the Med staff and is it's improving his game. One would have to beleive it if you were on the course today! Playing an all around steady game
a season an all time low was recorded by him "92". KUDOS Norm,
who's your mentor and coach!!
The Protege says:
Once again Norm's driver kept him in the game, but an evrr improving shot game has his scores dropping.
Normant drove the ball extremely well! His approach shots kept him from a really good score! Not too bad first time on the course here on the Cape today
Just in case it has slipped your attention you now have to give me strokes!!!!!! One a side!
Normant played well this week at Quail Hollow, having not played there before he proved his game has really been coming around!
Norman made is caddie proud in his absence this week, taking this weeks match by 9 strokes over his nearest opponent. On vacation this week here in Myrtle Beach, need to plan a trip here that includes Norm he'd love it here!!!
Norn hit many, many good drives today but his putting proved to be his undoing. Not playing with his caddie seem to unsettle him on the greens. After the 14th, the cold conditions seem to get the best of him as his score took a turn for the worse. Either that or there was a little sandbagging going on, as the match was not in doubt?
Normant was solid in round of golf and hit some amazingly good shots. He seems to improve when he has the Wizard for a caddie. With a new season in his league he should prove to be most competeive!
A birdie chip and a couple neat pars by Normant kept us in the match today, but a poor showing on 18 did us both in. Redsun played a steady round just missing on several great putts. Lunch was good TX Norm!!
Normant would like your explanation of how you played five strokes better on the back nine, which is the harder of the two? Cpuld there be a little sand bagging going on? There seems to be a little manipulation happening! We'll be watching you!!!!
Normant proved to be a worthy opponent at Laurel Lane yesterday but, he had a terrific caddie. He should be giving lots of strokes this year.
Hey, See you,re here. Pickup our membership cards on Wed so we,re all set. Course is supposed to open this week with carts availbale the following week. Invited you to be my friend you do the same just follow the menu on the right.
Hi Norm, Welcome to the group. Looking forward to the coming golf season. See you soon.